The First Rule of All Caddywumpus

Is not that there is no Caddywumpus, but that there are no real names used - not in comments, not in stories, not ever. Use my real name and you get bitten by one hundred furious hamsters, OK? Now that we've got that out of the way...

Welcome to All Caddywumpus, where most things are ridiculously crooked and stupid looking? Sure. We'll call it a metaphor for my life or a description of how I run. Probably more the latter than the former.

If you've been invited here, consider yourself lucky - you are the Caddywumpus elite. If you've just stumbled across me and my wumpusness, you're obviously gifted (or really good at clicking the "next blog" button. High five!).

What follows now is my new blog; all about me and the delicious adventures of being a stay at home mum to wee Chou Chou Wumpus all the while freelance writing, recovering from my first half marathon and training for my next. Welcome here!